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Two Worlds Review; fuck
Topic Started: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:59 pm (133 Views)
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I fucking hate this fucking game and am fucking ashamed i fucking own it. Why the fuck do I own this fuckign game? Lets run down the list of why I Fucking don't have it anymore.


GRAPHICS:

Fucking hate the fucking graphics. They look so fucking shitty that they fucking suck my fucking 5 year old brother who doesn't need any sucking. Everything looks like a fucking cartoon and the blood looks like a fucking piece of paper just edited into the fucking game. What were the makers of this fucking shit thinking. It lags like all fuck and it fucking sucks.


SOUND:

When I think about it, this game doesn't even have sound. Thats cause it fucking sucks so much. FUCK. The voice acting sounds like a two year old trying to read a fucking novel that is 80000 fucking pages long. WHAT THE LIVING FUCKBALLS. When its sunny your fucking guy says "I hate rain". I fucking hate it too but I'll worry about shit like that when it FUCKING RAINS.

GAMEPLAY:

You fucking press R to attack and thats all there is to the whole fucking game. Sucks my little brother again. Why is he getting sucked on so fucking much and I'm not! FUCK LIFE

Appeal:

This game appeal sucks because its so long. Why is that bad? BECAUSE I FUCKING HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME FOR MORE THAT 6 SECONDS THATS WHY! Sucks.

OVERALL:

Graphics: 3
Gameplay: 1
Sound: 0
Presentation: 0

OVERALL: 0 (ASSSSSS)

PS this is not supposed to be a good review its just so I can see how many times I can say fuck in one post with out just saying it over and over again one after another.

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