| The Punisher Review | |
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| Topic Started: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:29 pm (108 Views) | |
| fuddles | Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:29 pm Post #1 |
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Graphics: So today I'm talking about a game on the original Xbox so the graphics I knew were not going to fucking blow my face away but did I care? No. Who needs great graphics when you have so many bullets and dead bodies all over the place. It should be said that dead bodies have an unnormal amount of blood seeing as one shot to the leg is enough to make him bleed like a cut in someone's vagina while having an uber period. Gameplay: This game feels a lot like GRAW only without the cover system. You shoot someone by going over the shoulder with your camera to shoot guys with your totally fucking up guns. I say fucked up because they aim so bad. There was one time when I was right up against a guy (I'm not gay) and I had a shotgun (Not that kind of shotgun, a real shotgun that shoots shells...fuck) and it didn't kill him. So aiming could be better but that's the only real problem I have with the game play. Appeal: The game isn't terribly long and there is no multiplayer (Fuck you THQ I am going to KILL YOU) so once you finish this game you finish for good. Like sex with Sharon Stone. You can replay all the missions for bonus things and videos but it I don't care about that many "things" so I didn't. Sound: The gunshots sound like shit from my ass and the voice acting could use a little more cowbell but overall again it doesn't matter that much when you kill this many people in one game. That is all. Oh one last thing I have to say about the sound is The Punisher doesn't sound like a bad ass so don't prepare to jerk off to a badass voice. Not that I would anyway. Or did... Graphics: 6 Gameplay: 9 Appeal: 7 Sound: 5 Overall: 7.6 |
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