Assassins Creed Review

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Assassins Creed Review; Hm...interesting
Topic Started: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:19 pm (161 Views)
fuddles	Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:19 pm Post #1
Fuddles Posts: 42 Group: Members Member #1,532 Joined: March 24, 2008 Browser Safari Systems Owned Xbox 360, XBOX, PSP, Gamecube and Wii Favorite Game Left 4 Dead, Battlefield Bad Company 2 Favorite System Xbox 360	Graphics: Without one doubt, one of the best looking games on the Xbox 360. The people faces look great which means you can see who just had an orgasm and who didn't by just looking at him. There are at least 50 screaming people on the screen at once. Thats a lot of ass kicking. The game has a special little glow to that for some reason gives the graphics a little charm to them in my mind and they are shiny enough to be in a Crest White Strips commerical. Gameplay: Assassins Creed is fun without a doubt as jumping on people and fucking them up the ass with your blade that seems to be hidden inside his wrist emo style is, as I said, fun. Why is it fun? Beats me it just is. Sneaking is really fun somehow and the ability to climb everything in the entire game world is a blast when your on the run from the guys with big swords. Really... big.... swords. If you know what I mean. Insert Female Erection Here. Sound: The sound in this game is utterly amazing. Everyone on the crowed streets of all 3 towns have something to say and while the voice acting for Altiar is quite shitty, the sound of stabbing some unlucky bastard who just wanted to run back home so he could get laid is always satisfying. ALWAYS. The sound is great, the graphics are great and the gameplay kicks some rich kids ass. What can go wrong! Appeal: This. Appeal in this game is AWFUL. The game only lasts any where from 6 to 7 hours, the game gets old REALLY fast, its the most boring game of all time if you play it a second time and for the love of god every single one of the missions is the same. WHAT THE FUCK! The appeal in this game ruins the overall game enough to actually lower the score by a hell of a lot. What happened ubisoft! For a short period of time I was having orgasms over this game! Far Cry 2 better kick ass or its your ass. I prefer to play Hungry Hungry Hippos than play this a second time. Graphics: 10 Gameplay: 9.7 Sound: 9 Appeal: 2 OVERALL: 7.0 (Just because of the appeal)



.insane	Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:58 pm Post #2
Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow. Posts: 1,436 Group: Admin Member #534 Joined: May 7, 2007 Browser Firefox Systems Owned Atari, SNES, SEGA, N64, PS2, PS3 Favorite Game Socom Series Favorite System N64 Favorite Smiley http://z1.ifrm.com/1500/74/0/e5001462/e5001462.gif	:lmao: good review thumbs up



fuddles	Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:33 pm Post #3
Fuddles Posts: 42 Group: Members Member #1,532 Joined: March 24, 2008 Browser Safari Systems Owned Xbox 360, XBOX, PSP, Gamecube and Wii Favorite Game Left 4 Dead, Battlefield Bad Company 2 Favorite System Xbox 360	Thanks! I think it was the least funny of all my reviews but probably the most informative.



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