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Crysis Review; Lag Villa This Way
Topic Started: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:55 pm (161 Views)
fuddles
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Graphics:

Anyone who hasn't heard all the fuss and all of the complaints about the graphics on this game must have been sitting in a dark hole for 1 to many years as on every gaming site there is there is at least 1000 screaming people that say Crysis sucks because they're wimpy computers can't handle the crysisness. The graphics on this game are so fucking amazing that they made a computer that was meant to play Crysis. It is probably the only computer in the whole fucking world that can run to monster and anything more than High. I was on the Low settings when I popped this fucker in and it ran real smooth. No other settings worked though. The game requires a super computer to play therefor making it so that you need massive balls of steel just to buy Crysis.

Gameplay:

When you actually get this monster of a game working it plays very nice. Very nice indeed. The game's controls are fucking KICK ASS and the weapons are KICK ASS and the cars are KICK ASS and the ability to customize your weapons whenever you want is KICK ASS. The gameplay on this thing is KICK ASS overall I guess you can say. This game KICKS so much ASS that when you play it, you feel BAD ASS. Not too many games (besides Metal Gear Solid 4) make me feel BAD ASS.

Sound:

Oh boy oh boy. The sound is questionable when you are on the highest difficulty mode because my enemies speak fucking Korean. How understandable. I played this fucking game on Easy mode because I SUCK ASS at computer FPS games. That is not KICK ASS. The gunshots are some of the best I have ever heard this side of LAG VILLA. The gunshot sounds on the SCAR rifle KICK ASS.

Appeal:

This is a hard game to rate on appeal as it can be classed as an open world sandbox game and a standard FPS game. The idea of an open world is great as when you are done with the KICK ASS single player story you can go back and play around with the destruction that is in the game and just fuck around in the open worlds the game gives you. It also has a pretty decent multiplayer mode in there and it also should be said that this game has a KICK ASS sandbox editor to just fuck around with making your own maps and playgrounds faster than that fucking car from Back To The Future. That movie was KICK ASS.

Graphics: 11/10
Gameplay: 9.7/10
Sound: 9.6/10
Appeal: 9.1/10

OVERALL: 9.7/10
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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

Damn I want to go maybe buy this game based on the Graphics section alone thumbs up
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