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World Of Warcraft Review; Oh Shit
Topic Started: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:44 pm (185 Views)
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Graphics:

World Of Warcraft is a hard game for me to rate. I fucking hate it guts and its large penis because I don't really like large penises or MMO games. It may be because I don't like the slow pacing and the boring combat or because I have a rather small penis. Fuck you penis gods. Anyway to the graphics. The game's graphics are interesting. At best. They too have too large of a penis for me to enjoy them the least bit due to the textures all look like a little kid busted his ball all over the ground and some dumbass spit all over it and ran it over with a paint brush. Premature ejaculation is bad kid. Stay in School. Or else you'll end up not knowing what to do when you jerk off and something moving comes out.

Gameplay:

The gameplay in this penis of a game is very deep and utterly confusing to stupid men like me. You press 12 different buttons to attack and another 10000 buttons to fucking walk away from your dead target. Another things that brings my balls to a boil is the fact that it takes fucking 1000 hours to kill some fuck who keeps taunting you online. "Hey remember when I was jerking off with my sword on you?". Fuck you. Go get laid. They'll jerk off your real sword. THAT my friend is real fun. In the making.

Sound:

There is no real sound to this thing. At least not for me cause I had the volume turned down cause the sound is so fucking annoying. UH! Thats all the sound is. Fuck its annoying as penis. Real penisy game if you ask me.

Appeal:

This game is so fucking long and so fucking boring that I now hate penises totally. This game hits you over the head with its penis so hard it orgasms all over your head and all in your ears and shit. Gross as fuck. It made be get nudered.

Graphics: 6
Gameplay: 7
Sound: 5
Appeal: 8

OVERALL: 6.8

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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

:huh: im biased i always loved playing this game, i played when i was in high school we'd play in a class and it was only 90 minutes long with a LAN of 5 people going and we'd normally have a winner.... so im kinda biased to think the score should be higher :tounge:
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