Socom 3 Review

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Socom 3 Review
Topic Started: Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:05 pm (218 Views)
fuddles	Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:05 pm Post #1
Fuddles Posts: 42 Group: Members Member #1,532 Joined: March 24, 2008 Browser Safari Systems Owned Xbox 360, XBOX, PSP, Gamecube and Wii Favorite Game Left 4 Dead, Battlefield Bad Company 2 Favorite System Xbox 360	Opening: Socom 3 reminds me a lot of balls. Its not that I hate balls because I have balls and therefor are followed by balls every step i take in in life its just when confronted with other people balls I find my self sick to the stomach and while this game doesn't have revolting balls (its shaves every day) its balls are ballsy enough to make me question the very invention of balls themselves. In other words, I'm interested in this game shaved off balls. Graphics: The graphics we're fucking with in this review are from last generation meaning every thing is a different shade of green and brown which doesn't mean the game's graphics are awful like all holy hell but it does mean when I compare this game to games of its kind on next generation consoles such as GRAW I start to see that the graphics in Socom 3 aren't bad, their just not as good as everything else. Before you start blowing your testicles off in anger that I just said games like E.T. have better graphics I might as well mention that I meant compared to everything on Xbox, PS2 and Wii. Oh wait did I just say Wii is last gen? Oops my mistake. Cough yeah right Cough Gameplay: The gameplay in games like these I always love and enjoy to play for the many hours that I usually play games for at a time. Third Person Modern Warfare Shooters always have a welcome place in my heart that usually is being abused and raped by the dozens of other types of games I am forced to play trying to take over that place in my heart like I try to take over your grandmother in bed after I was done with your mother. Both of them. Oh wait I wasn't supposed to let you kids know that you have two mothers. Go fight over which one you want and kill each other while you're at it. The only real problem with this game is it has no ducks. All games need ducks. Sound: This game's sound sounds like it should sound. The gunfire sounds like gunfire. Cars sound like cars and people sound like cows. Just like it should. Only real problem is that not only is there no ducks there's no duck noises. This game would have gotten bonus points if it just fucking had ducks. Appeal: Again speaking about this games smooth shiny balls, I should mention that this games balls last long. Single Player levels are actually fairly big and there a lot of guns to use and customize (no duck launchers though). This game loves its balls with all its heart and while I don't adore its balls I enjoy playing with its balls enough to play the game some more when I'm done with its balls. Now, what game am I reviewing? You did know I was talking about some guys balls the whole time right? Graphics: 7 Gameplay: 9 Sound: 8 Appeal: 9 OVERALL: 8.9



.insane	Mon Sep 1, 2008 10:10 am Post #2
Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow. Posts: 1,436 Group: Admin Member #534 Joined: May 7, 2007 Browser Firefox Systems Owned Atari, SNES, SEGA, N64, PS2, PS3 Favorite Game Socom Series Favorite System N64 Favorite Smiley http://z1.ifrm.com/1500/74/0/e5001462/e5001462.gif	was the best and could have been better "before you start blowing your testicles off in anger that I just said games like E.T" too many mentions of balls i almost wanted to stop lmao but the ET balls mention was funny and would have been better minus the other ball mentions



fuddles	Mon Sep 1, 2008 1:13 pm Post #3
Fuddles Posts: 42 Group: Members Member #1,532 Joined: March 24, 2008 Browser Safari Systems Owned Xbox 360, XBOX, PSP, Gamecube and Wii Favorite Game Left 4 Dead, Battlefield Bad Company 2 Favorite System Xbox 360	Oh ok I'll remember that. Rewrite on the next review then.



..SMOKEY..	Mon Sep 1, 2008 3:07 pm Post #4
FUCK OFF!!! Posts: 2,415 Group: Admin Member #10 Joined: February 11, 2005 Browser Firefox Systems Owned Name it Clan(s) Retired Favorite Game MOH Favorite System The 360 or the Wii Favorite Smiley http://z1.ifrm.com/1500/74/0/p1006280/aol_fakepussy.gif	i've never been a fan of the socom games....good review though



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