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Jkilla's Strat Book
Topic Started: Tue May 4, 2010 3:28 pm (237 Views)
.insane
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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

CB as Shambrookmeister


I recently stole Jkilla23's coveted strat book.
As we all know he is the premier player of all games xbox360 and ps2 I will be posting his flawless strategys.
I know I know, a lot of you will say "But Jkilla is just a name-dropping clan groupie" and "That nut-job is the guy a bunch of pro-gamers have restraining orders against."
Some of you might even say " The kid doesn't even have a 360 anymore and is always claiming to be too busy with school to play".
But truth be told, he must be the best ringer to have ever plugged in a game controller.
I mean who else would spend all of his time reliving past glorys of games that are long dead?
Telling tall tales of matches that no one else can remember/verify?
All hail ****!
Taker of crazy pills. drinker of Muscle Milk. Ringer of clans in need.
Ok, who wants to talk strats?



by cb
Edited by .insane, Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:38 pm.
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Sorry for the delay.
Jkilla's strat book has a ton of pages that are stuck together with some white sticky stuff.
Every other page in the book is a pic from the Sears young boys underwear catalog for some reason.
Thank God for latex gloves!
I should have these genius strats of his scanned very soon.
Have patience.


by cb
Edited by .insane, Wed May 5, 2010 7:02 pm.
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What a Bum Tim Smith, 36 of Chicago...A guy who still stalks me lol.


by jkilla
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I thought his name was Tim Shambrook?
What are you just picking names out of the phone book ****?
Jkilla is the pre-eminent joke of all of gaming.
How many restraining orders do you have against you now Captain Crazy?

by cb
Edited by .insane, Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:38 pm.
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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

You are too busy to play ps3 supposedly(cause we know you don't have one. Taco Bell doesn't pay enough).
Yet you are "just posting and bored"?
Too busy to play ps3, yet bored enough to post on the xbox360 forums which you don't have.
Makes sense if you are crazy **** ******** I guess.
And to quote you a month ago didn't you tell me " I can't believe how much of my life I wasted playing video games. I will never look back again"?
Yet here you are talking about games from years ago.
Christ kid, no wonder you have so many restraining orders against you from other gamers.
Is there something in the water in Silver Lake Ohio ?
Or does your parents basement still have asbestos?



by cb
Edited by .insane, Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:37 pm.
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