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Best Poem/Story Ever; Created by Me and PeaceKeeper
Topic Started: Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:53 am (993 Views)
Nightmare	Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:53 am Post #1
I Don't Know Posts: 320 Group: Members Member #50 Joined: February 26, 2005	It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Cubs and Rocafella were tucked into their bed After their dad had given them head. Cubs and Rocafella were waiting for a suprise Suddenly Santa came and jizzed in their eyes. After recieving the yummy gift with joy Santa quickly pulled out a really big toy. Santa then shoved the toy up Rocafella's ass So far up that the pain would not pass. After seeing the toy in Rocafella's ass Cub's small dick started to tingle and with all his might he yelled to Kris Kringle "Santa! Santa! I've been a very good boy, please shove me in the ass with your wonderful toy!" Santa then gave Cubs his wish Along with a warm cumful dish. Santa then pulled put a bottle of KY jelly and rubbed it all over gay Cub's belly. Santa then played with Rocafella's very small balls and he let out with a cry "You like the one in the malls." The moral of the story is stay away from men in red or else they will come and rape you in your bed. Authors comments: Wow...
B-Unit	Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:38 am Post #2
Resurrection of Biggie Posts: 22 Group: Members Member #56 Joined: February 28, 2005	lmao....hahahahahaah
.Apex	Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:49 am Post #3
IDK_LITTLE.NICKY Posts: 261 Group: Members Member #12 Joined: February 11, 2005	very very true
..JuGg@L0..	Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:17 pm Post #4
..JuGg@L0.. Posts: 106 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: February 9, 2005	That owns
B-Unit	Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:43 pm Post #5
Resurrection of Biggie Posts: 22 Group: Members Member #56 Joined: February 28, 2005	even better now that its finsihed.
Nightmare	Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:17 pm Post #6
I Don't Know Posts: 320 Group: Members Member #50 Joined: February 26, 2005	Yea well I had to go to school earlier, so PK just wrote the rest.
Marsh	Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:09 pm Post #7
Area 51's best player in the united states Posts: 80 Group: Members Member #57 Joined: March 1, 2005	that was hella funny
Nightmare	Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:43 pm Post #8
I Don't Know Posts: 320 Group: Members Member #50 Joined: February 26, 2005	Me and PK should go into the poetry business together.
..D@RK0NE..	Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:54 am Post #9
Unregistered	Hahaha, I agree
thunder	Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:11 pm Post #10
Posts: 108 Group: Members Member #16 Joined: February 12, 2005	ahahahahahah that shit is awesome.........and very very true :*laugh*: :*laugh*: :*laugh*:
ILLIN	Thu Apr 7, 2005 10:08 pm Post #11
Posts: 52 Group: Members Member #22 Joined: February 13, 2005	lmao lmao hahahahhahhaha lets hear a nother one
Jordan	Fri Apr 8, 2005 6:37 am Post #12
CCA_Jordan Posts: 387 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 11, 2005	Lets show Illin how to make his color RED.!
Nightmare	Fri Apr 8, 2005 9:00 pm Post #13
I Don't Know Posts: 320 Group: Members Member #50 Joined: February 26, 2005	Illin once me and PK get on MOH and see each other again, we'll have another one. We are currently working on one about Eggy and Tman, and one about Biggie.
ILLIN	Sat Apr 9, 2005 12:52 am Post #14
Posts: 52 Group: Members Member #22 Joined: February 13, 2005	nice cant wait for the next episode :D :D :D :D :D :D
Pennywise	Sat Apr 9, 2005 11:43 am Post #15
Greek God Posts: 272 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 9, 2005 Browser Internet Explorer Clan(s) SS	If I ever get on Moh...I've pretty muched stopped playing. may a hour twice a week
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