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Stupid question, Stupid answer
Topic Started: Mon Feb 5, 2007 8:10 pm (1,277 Views)
Fallen Angel
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

Because the people who invented it were confused

why is the majority of the american population lazy?
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.insane
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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

Technology. It's given us the ability to get stuff now and we want it faster, so when it comes to something hard nobody wants to do it.



If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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killingnatalie
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No, it's called a threat because he only threatened to kill himself, and he didn't actually do it.


Why is the phobia for long words a long word? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the word, is that not cruel?)
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.insane
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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

Phobia naming isn't about helping people. I like to refer to it as "tough shit" and not cruel

why do people forget to answer page 2!!
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killingnatalie
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Because page three is so much better

Why do people like football? It's retarded.
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.insane
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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

because it's about teamwork and you can gamble on it.


What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something being "crunchy"?
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Fallen Angel
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Crunchy will break your teeth where crispy won't

Why do they put worms in tequila?
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dizzy
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otherwise no one would be interested in them.

why do people make right hand turns at 10mph?
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Fallen Angel
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Just to annoy people.

Why don't people use directionals?
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dizzy
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because they left their compass at home.

Why do people insist on giving their waiters a hard time at restaurants?
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Fallen Angel
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

So it will make them feel like a "bigger" person

why do dogs lick themselves?
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dizzy
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because they don't have hands to scratch themselves, and without hands they can't use a brush either.

why do people race to stoplights then go slow when the light turns green?
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