Work or Jail?

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Work or Jail?
Topic Started: Sun Mar 2, 2008 11:57 pm (152 Views)
.insane	Sun Mar 2, 2008 11:57 pm Post #1
Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow. Posts: 1,392 Group: Admin Member #534 Joined: May 7, 2007 Browser Firefox Systems Owned Atari, SNES, SEGA, N64, PS2, PS3 Favorite Game Socom Series Favorite System N64 Favorite Smiley http://209.85.48.14/1500/74/0/e5001462/e5001462.gif	Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. At PRISON: You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell At WORK: you spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle At PRISON:You get three meals a day, fully paid for At WORK: you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it At PRISON: For good behavior, you get time off At WORK: For good behavior, you get more work At PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you At WORK: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself At PRISON: You can watch TV and play games At WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games At PRISON: You get your own toilet At WORK: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat At PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit At WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family At PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required At WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners At PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out At WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars At PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens At WORK: They are called ‘managers’ At this point I'm undecided, and I'm considering my options. :clown:



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