Reasons For Men Being Happier Than Women

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Reasons For Men Being Happier Than Women
Topic Started: Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:50 am (275 Views)
.insane	Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:50 am Post #1
Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow. Posts: 1,392 Group: Admin Member #534 Joined: May 7, 2007 Browser Firefox Systems Owned Atari, SNES, SEGA, N64, PS2, PS3 Favorite Game Socom Series Favorite System N64 Favorite Smiley http://209.85.48.14/1500/74/0/e5001462/e5001462.gif	1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tuxedo rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public. 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don't have to shave below our neck. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocketknife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. Disclaimer: I haven't written this article. I don't remember where I saw this article first. I've just re-produced the article here, with some minor modifications. If you happen to be the person who has written this article in its original form, and can back it with evidence, and don't like to see this article here, send me a request to remove it and it will be done. Women = :devil:



LuCkYChArMz	Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:28 pm Post #2
Posts: 29 Group: Members Member #590 Joined: June 15, 2007	lol you just wrote this to bc you cant get any hahahahahahaha j/k :lmao:



Fallen Angel	Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:41 pm Post #3
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind Posts: 1,843 Group: Global Mod Member #112 Joined: August 2, 2005	1. We keep our last name. - I was happy to get a new one 2. The garage is all ours. - Take it 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. - I eloped, no wedding plans! 4. Chocolate is just another snack. - meh 5. We can be president. - apparently so 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - We can too 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. - Mine always tells me the truth 8. The world is our urinal. - I can squat where I like thank you very much 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. - It is called HOVER! 10. Same work, more pay. - I make more money then the men I know 11. Wrinkles add character. - Botox lol 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tuxedo rental - $100. - If someone pays that much they are retarded 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. - I'm used to that by now 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - Nothing beats a good burp 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. - Then you are buying the wrongs shoes 16. One mood, ALL the time. - I like my split personality 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - I HATE the phone 18. We know stuff about tanks. - so do I 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. - can't argue with this one 20. We can open all our own jars. - so can we 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. - because any sign of life is appreciated 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. - who really does this 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. - I pay more for cute skivies 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. - ? I don't get this one 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. - You can NEVER have anough shoes 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - righty tighty, lefty loosey 27. We almost never have strap problems in public. - no but you have to constantly adjust yourself 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. - this is wrong 29. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. - this one is just unfair 30. We don't have to shave below our neck. - I am happy I don't have to shave above the neck lol at least if I cut myself I can hide it 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. - beer belly? ewwwwww 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. - boooooring 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocketknife. - just a waste of money 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. - I don't need or want a mustache thank you very much 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. - I love doing this! Gets the adrenaline pumping Disclaimer: I haven't written this article. I don't remember where I saw this article first. I've just re-produced the article here, with some minor modifications. If you happen to be the person who has written this article in its original form, and can back it with evidence, and don't like to see this article here, send me a request to remove it and it will be done. Woman = :fallenangel:



Deleted User	Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:28 am Post #4
Deleted User	im super happy!!! :D see look at all that happiness on my face
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Deleted User	Fri May 2, 2008 1:47 am Post #5
Deleted User	Lol, funny threat. A comment from a woman makes it even more interesting...
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